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The names of our two writers have been revealed! I know, I know, it's very exciting, but just keep calm and only send 5 pieces of fan mail a day so that our poor mailman Jenkins doesn't get too overwhelmed.
Dark Link turned good and is Philip W. and Skull Kid stopped the moon and took his mask off to reveal his true identity as Donnie Fewkes.
Keep up with us on Twitter, Donnie is @Captain_Skaggs and Philip helms the blog's tweets @linksalefty. Follow us and be our friends so we can have a feeling of pseudo popularity.
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